Geet Purvai Skit –
Cast
Sayani – MC one - Mandira Beedi (Beedi like a cigarette)
Sumaiya – MC two - (Sim-Sim) (Khulja Sim-Sim)
Divya – Ad agency Malkin - Fekta Kapoor
Ashwini – Fekta's second - Anekta Kapoor
Jyothsna – Model - Nageena Kapoor
Ayeshah – Rohit’s sister - Bahna
Naval – Subhash Dahi - Shot director
Vikas - Talwar Singh (cameo at auditions)
Rohit – College grad - Manu Malik
Rahul – Assistant - Chota Chatri
Vikram- Naval's assistant - Gulab Khatri
Pratik – Struggling actor - Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni
Kasturi and Santosh - Backstage
Time zero
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Gopika and Neethi go on stage - and introduce the new board and then say.
Gopika :Good Evening all ! Welcome to Geet Purvai 2009.
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Scene one --- Shot is ready - Naval, Vikram, Jyo, Rahul, Divya, Ashwini,
Jo asks him to wait for a minute, calls Vikram, gets make up adjusted.
Naval :Take 29
Jyothsna- meri sundarta ka raaz hai -
Naval - cut
Jyothsna – Make-up, Make –up!!!!!!. Vikram goes and gives her make-up.
Naval - Take 30 -
Jyothsna - meri sundarta ka raaz hai
Naval – cut.
Divya: shot hua kya.
Rahul: Nahi hua. Naginaji ke nakhre to laajawab hain.
Divya: - throws her cell phone in a fit of anger.
Ashwini - If I was the model, this would not be the problem
Divya (mutters to herself): - Is liye to tujhe model nahi banaya.
Divya – I am bored of directing these dumb ads and saas bahu serials. I want something exciting, interesting.
Rahul - Madam, aaj kal reality shows ka jamaana hain. U to know my contacts. Mandeera Beedi very good saheli of mine. Mere ek ishaare pe vo show host kar legi.
Divya: - vaise bi aaj kal models/actors se jyaada, reality show winners hi famous hai. Apni shilpa shetty ko hi dekh lo. I can have these participants in my advertisements and serials. They will charge lesser fee too.
Ashwini – That is fine, Chota Chatri. But what will the show be called. What will contestants do?
Rahul – Oh yes Anekta Kapoor ji, I forgots, We will call show ‘The Geet Purvai’ where contestants will sing. Fekta kapoor ji can be the judge, if you don’t minds.
Divya- But K is my lucky alphabet. All my K serials have been hits. So, we will call the show Keet Purvai. Show on!!!!
Rahul:- Aur Madam, what to do with the Mihir character in our serial ' Kyunki Bahu bhi Kabhi saas thi.
Divya:- Arre, kill him now and make him alive after 15 episodes. But for now, you concentrate on Keet Purvai.
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Scene two --- Introduction to Geet Purvai - Rahul, Sayani, Sumaiya
Rahul: gentle ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the geet purvai.
We introduces u to the host - the one and the two -
mandeeraa........gap.......beedi.... and sim-sim
“ background.....”beedi jalere”....
Sayani/Sumaiya – Sayani and Sumaiya introduce themselves.
Welcome to the reality show of the century ‘Geet Purvai’. Hordes of people are waiting outside to participate in this event and of course to catch a glimpse of the one and the two – Mandeera Beedi and Sim- Sim. So, let’s get started with the show of the century.
Participant # 1 - Sohail- Zindagi Ka Safar
Sayani: What a mind-blowing performance. Now it’s the time for a beedi ufff commercial break”
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Nirma ad....sonali bendre ad..
Sayani : We have participant #2
Participant #2 Pramod ( o mere dil ke chain)
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Pehla nasha.... (background score)
Rohit: - Kya bataoo behna, mujhe Nangina se pyaar ho gaya hain.
Ayesha: - To yahan bhaite kya kar rahe ho. Jao, Geet Purvai mein participate karo. Gaana to tum accha ga lete ho. Mummy-daddy ne is liye to aapka naam Manu Malik rakha hain.
Rohit: Bilkool sahi kaha behna.
Ayesha:- Behna Kabhi galat nahi hoti
Sayani : invites participant # 3. Nilesh- Chalte Chalte mere ye geet
Participant #3
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dress up....feeds curd...arthi, ties rakhi, ( rakhi song )
Ayesha: Vijay tumhaari hi hogi.
Rohit: bilkool sahi kaha behna
Ayesha: behna kabhi galat nahi hoti.
Sayani : invites participant # 4
Participant # 4 Priya Joshi (Marathi song)
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Introduce themselves.... (Dialogues done by them). First two lines are there in the script
Pratik – Aur hero ! kya banne nikla hai ??
Rohit – Kuch nahi yaar – Geet Purvai show ka naam suna tha – dekhne aaya hoon kya ho raha hai. ]
Rahul: Manu Malik, you are next contestant. Beedi ji will call your name in 2 minutes.
Rohit: - stands up in eagerness – main
Vikas:- removes his sword. Oyeeeee (loudly like gadar). Main yahaan paagal hoon. Kabse rukaake rakha hain. Chandigarh mein talwaare chalti hain. Sabko kaat daloonga. Talwaar singh hain naam mera.
Rahul: Talwaarji, aapka number aayega. Shaanti ke saat baito.
Vikas: Shanti to gar mein parate bana rahi hain. Khabardar agar meri biwi ka naam phir se liya.
Rahul: I means, u sits quietly, with peace.
Sayani : invites participant # 5
Participant # 5.........Manu Malik --- Fanna
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Ayesha : oh really what did she talk??
rohit: well at first ...excuse me....
Ayesha : than the second time (excited)
Rohit: excuse me again while coming from the other side.....
Ayesha: bas bhai, ab jaake usko propose kar do, phool de do.
Rohit: bilkool sahi kaha behna.
Ayesha: behna kabhi galat nahi hoti
Sayani : invites participant # 6
Participant # 6.........Sohail – Kuch na Kaho
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Naval:- Yaar Khatri, yeh fair and lovely add mein 14 dino ka nikhar kaise dikhayenge.
Vikram: simple boss. Pehle din model ko no make –up. Choudve din ke liye make up hi make up. Yehi to nagina ji ki khaas baat hain. perfect hai ad ke liye.
Naval: Nagina ji, make up nikalke aaiye. Shot ready hai.
Jyothsna stands , looks dull and gives shot.
Naval: Nagina ji, ab make up daalke aaiye. Shot ready hai.
Jyothsna looks bright.
Madhu comes and gives flowers. Jyothsna accepts.
Jyothsna standing. Background music: fair and lovely music
Naval- Pack up
Rohit – Nagina ji, mujhse bi phool le lijiye.
Jyothsna : Tumse, throws them away.
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Ayesha: Bhai, kya hua, maani ki nahi
Rohit: - Nahi Behna, mere phool phek diye
Ayesha -- Ek kaam kar usko bula....'state street' pe khana khila...
manona kinarey leja dere bol de khullam khulla.....
Rohit: Chod do behna. Anyways, aaj mere kuch dost aaye hain (Deepa, Ravi etc), aur hamne ek dukhbara gaana compose kiya hain nageena ji ke yaad mein. Tum sun lo
Ayesha: Theek hain
Participant # 7 Deepa (song name- Why !) On stage - Anshuman, Deepa and Rohit - introductions by Rohit - done
Rohit and co sing the song. Behna seems bored, even goes to sleep.
Behna:- Yaar manu, yeh kaise emotional gaane compose karta hain tu. Ladkiyan romantic gaanon se patati hain. Tu romantic gaana compose kar.
Rohit: bilkool sahi kaha behna.
Ayesha: behna kabhi galat nahi hoti
Sayani : invites participant # 8
Pratik – Music plays – he will sing inharmoniously and Rahul will come and stop him on stage
Pratik ….. “emotional athyachar”
Rahul: REJECT!!!!!!!! . All this we don’t wants. Hame sur aur taal ka mel chahiye. Call next participant. Pata nahi kahan kahan se aa jaate hain.
Sayani : invites actual participant # 8
Participant # 8 - Nilesh- Kya mujhe pyaar
Rahul: how dares u enters the chotta chatri’s office.....
prathik: sir! Aapki personality tho subhan allah..english masha allah...aap gyaani ho, antaryaami ho, aap purush hi nahi
Rahul: What?
Pratik: Balki mahapurush ho
Rahul: Oh is it;;;; then, come inside from outside.....
Pratik: Sirrrr, main selection ke liye aap ke liye kuch bi kar sakta hoon.
Rahul: What the hells you think you are? Yahaan dostana samajhke rakha hain kya. Really angry , get outs.
Mood kharaab kar diya
Sayani : invites participant # 9
Participant # 9 Sohail Cho kar mere maan ko.
Prathik comes again and meets rahul.....
Rahul: u comes again
Pratik: sir main vo nahi hoon jo aap samaj rahe ho, aap hi mujhe chance de sakte ho, please kuch kijiye.
Rahul: Waiting, Fekta kapoor ji ke kehne pe hi tumhe bahar nikala. Who to abhi Europe gayi hain vacation par. Tum anekta ji se milo. Muscular men bade pasand hai unko. Roz subah, nazara dekhne jaati hain Joggers Park.
Sayani : invites participant # 10
Participant # 10 Vanitha
Pratik meets Ashwini at a park
Ashwini jogs and stops watching pratik doing pushups – and says wow !!!
Song plays in background – Hai muscular, hai popular
Points towards pratik and says – Hi !
Pratik – all of a sudden starts to talk with her – Hi Anekta ji !
Ashwini – What do you do ? Why don’t you try to shoot with us ?
Pratik – I was looking forward to it madam ji
Ashwini - Whats your name ??
Pratik – Bobby Veeru Dharam singh Dhoni
Ashwini smiles and then says – Bobby Veeru Dharam singh Dhoni (counting her fingers).
Pratik - Dhoni with a batting action
Ashwini - kal sabko leke aa jana set par
Pratik:- Dancing in glory (jat yamla pagla deewana)
Ashwini:- vow
Sayani : We are giving one of the participants an opportunity to participate in a duet song so that he can show his duet skills.
Participant # 11 Rohit and Deepshika – khuda Jaane
Ashwini : Chatriiii, Dahiiii. Where is you. I know this beautiful (bootiful) boy, make him do the Rupa ad.
Rahul- Dahiji, ad karva lo
Naval:- Madam, Nageenaji to chuti par hain. Female model kaun banegi.
Ashwini:- smiling, suggesting it is her
Rahul:- Dahi, yeh rahi model.
Pratik and Ashwini on stage, Vikas teases her, Pratik grabs his collar and pushes him away.
Ashwini -tumme kuch to baat hai.
Pratik - Ye andar ki baat hai
Sayani : invites participant # 12
Participant # 12 Anekta and Mannu
Rahul – Mubarak ho aap model ban gaye !! Mera commission ??
Pratik – Mujhe 20 banyan mile hain, mai tumhe 5 de deta hoon .
Rahul : Kya re chore. Aaj rupa ka ad kar raha hain to baniyan dera hain, kal itchguard ka ad kiya to khujli ki goli dega kya. Ehsaan faramosh kahika.
Sayani : invites participant # 13
Participant # 13 Sohail Kya hua tera
Fekta returns from vacations, and is mad to realize that the ad has been shot with Pratik.
Ashwini – Hi Fekta, vacation kaisi rahi ??
Divya – Mere vacation ka chod, mai do din kya gayi tu apne aap ko rani samajhne lagi ??
Jisko maine reject kiya, usko tune ad ke liye select kiya.
Ashwini – arre ja ja !!
Fast forward music
Pull each other’s hair
Ashwini – tere to baal bhi nahi hain !!! No hairs to pull !!! Damn it !!
Sayani : invites participant # 14
Participant # 14 Vikas
Ayeshah – Kya hua bhai ??
Rohit – Kuch nahi bahna !! Ye music se kuch nahi hona.
Ayeshah - Arre jao music class, kuch to bhala hi hoga. Yahaan ghar baithne se kuch nahi hone wala.
Rohit: Bilkool sahi kaha behna.
Ayesha: Behna kabhi galat nahi hoti
This looks like a music class - so Rohit will introduce them. Sayani Sumaiya need not introduce them.
Participant # 15 – Vanitha and Ravi will start going on stage before that. and Rohit will join them. Ayeshah leaves the stage.
Naval : Take 20 !!
Jyothsna - Arre wait a sec – makeup makeup !!
Naval : Damn it !! Shakal langoor, khaab angoor!.Phir itna attitude kyon. I cant tolerate this.
Jyothsna crying but still putting up make up sitting on second chair.
Rohit – Comes and sits on first chair, Jyothsna moves and goes to third, and keep on doing that uptil the chairs finish and then takes the final chair and sits away.
Rohit reaches upto her and dialogues start.
Jyothsna – mere ek thappad se tumhe samajh nahi aaya ??
Rohit – Mujhe ek mauka dijiye Nageena ji – mai aapka janam bhar daas ban ke rahoonga.
Jyothsna (Suddenly tears go away, a smile appears and says -) Sachchi ??? janam bhar daas ban kar rahoge ???
Rohit: Azmake dekh lijiye
Jyothsna: hmmm. Mera chocolate khaane ka bahut man kar raha hain. La sakte ho.
Rohit: Main yu gaya aur yu aaya
Sumaiya : invites participant # 16
Participant # 16 – Deepa Kaisi paheli
Rohit comes running with the chocolate
Rohit and Jyo, Cadbury add– Kuch Khaas hain
Vikram : Aaj Dahi ji yahan hote to kitne khush hote. Itna acha shot to advertisement mein bhi nahi deti Nageena ji
Rahul :- Baat to sahi hain. Dahi ji ko chod. Abhi tum main director ban sakte ho. Chatri aur Khatri saath mein kaam kare to dhoom mach jayegi.
Rohit – sings – Choutha pachwa pyaar hai, saatvi aathvi baar hai … jaan ke bhi anjaana, kaisa mera yaar hai…
Sumaiya : invites participant # 17
Participant # 17 Sohail – Darde dil...darde jigar
Rohit, Vikram and Pratik come on stage, congratulate each other.badhaai ho.
Rohit: Yaar aaja, public ke liye ek gaana ga dete hain.
Pratik: tere liye kuch bhi dost
Participant # 18 Rohit and Pratik and Vikram (Tum ho to)
Sayani and Sumaiya:- We would like to thank all our event organizers and singing participants.
Thank you to all the skit participants
Divya aka Fekta Kapoor
Ashwini aka Anekta Kapoor
Jyothsna aka Nagina Kapoor
Ayesha aka Behna
Naval aka Subash Dahi
Vikas aka Talwar singh
Rohit aka Manu Malik
Rahul aka Chota Chatri
Pratik aka Bobby Veeru Dharam Singh Dhoni
Vikram aka - Gulab Khatri
Sumaiya - aka Sim sim
Sayani - aka - Mandira Beedi
A special thank you to Kasturi and Santosh for helping us with backstage activities.
We would like to end on a winning note with the song Jai ho (sing and dance). Have a good night.
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